Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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