Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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