I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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