Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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