My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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