margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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