He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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