Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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