Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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