it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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