If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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