If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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