carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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