Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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