pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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