I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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