he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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