Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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