Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
