All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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