is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
its not stalking. its research.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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