I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The ass gains better be worth it
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