at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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