? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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