when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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