Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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