Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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