it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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