You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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