Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Send help, water and tortillas.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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