how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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