I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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