there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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