I wish I only lived at night.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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