I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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