question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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