Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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