Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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