words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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