Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Randomize
