She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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