do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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