Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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