The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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