i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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