So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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