Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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