I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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