I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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