He is an equal opportunity slut.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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