bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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