just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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