I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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